What Was He Thinkin?

As I'm Sure you've already heard, the teen heartthrob Chris Brown aka Chris Breezy is in a lot of trouble with Johnny Law because of his Battery charges (no pun intended). Well resources say that before the Grammys on Sunday Chris and his BEAUTIFUL girlfriend Rhianna were spotted at a pre-Grammy party. Things were cool at the party until it was time to leave and an argument was sparked. I was told that Rhianna accused young Breezy of giving her Herpes. (you know, the STD that can't be cured, the one that you carry with you forever....looks a lot like the Fortress of Solitude from Superman [according to Dane Cook]) Well, apparently that touched a nerve with the young man, causing him to go ham and slap Rhianna. Now....my question is, WHAT WAS HE THINKIN!?!?!? You can't hit a female man.... Well some of his die-hard fans are saying it's because he had a rough childhood. Stating that he witnessed his mother being smacked around from time to time and he reverted back to his childhood. But...wouldn't that kind of past experience make you NOT wanna smack your girl? Seems a bit fishy to me! Anyways, seems like this relationship is not "Poppin'" anymore and he DEFINITELY followed suit with his hit "Take You Down". Man we should have seen it coming! I doubt Chris will see any jail time, probably just community service and a fine, and maybe a restraining order from Rhianna...but that's about it.

And ladies, come on, if a dude has something that looks like the Fortress of Solitude on his junk....keep it MOVIN!!! You don't need that in your life. WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT!