STREET FIGHTER: LEGEND OF CHUN-Li
Okay, check it out. After all week of stress I get a call from Junky J suggesting we see a movie. He told me this one was prime so I was down. So we get there, and the parking lot was empty....7 o'clock on a friday night and the place is a ghost town...CLUE #1
So we scoop the tix and walk in and old uncoordinated lookin boy ripped my ticket wrong... IT IS PERFORATED HOW COULD YOU SCREW THAT UP!?!?! CLUE #2.
Then we run into the theater to peep the flick...and there were 7 other people....that's all the CLUES needed to solve Blue's puzzle!!! It was doomed to be a terrible movie.
First off the storyline had NOTHING to do with that of the game, which pissed me and Junky off like crazy....Second, the acting was worse than a Disneychannel show....WORSE!!!! And third, it was just wrong in some places, the story had a million holes in it, there were some perverted parts happening (pointed out by a loud TABBOOOOOO!!!!!) it was basically just a retarded movie! i recommend NO ONE sees it at all, don't even bootleg this one
-----EDIT-----
After I've had time to calm down about this, I want to add a few things. First off...Me and Junky knew from jump street that this was gonna suck...it was one of those things you just KNOW! So, we were like screw it we'll just clown. THEN! Herbie Moon brings Mr Me Too as JJ calls him....this kid cannot be serious..."Hey, JJ, is Bison in the game?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!?!
OHHH LAAWWWDDDDD
So after i mentally castrated this kid, i turned my attention back to the horrible excuse of a movie. BY THE WAY, Chris Klein....is the worst actor ever to act in any movie...I want him to just pass out and never wake up!!! But anyways...I feel like me and Junky will be on more of these team blogs, so be on the lookout...jump yoself on http://www.kyoclone7.blogspot.com/ to see his side.
BOYCOTT STREET FIGHTER!!!
Friday, February 27, 2009
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